Int. Castle
Gregoric (holding curtain) And now, Baron Von Ravenmanor, you face...
Gregoric pulls the curtain from the window. Sunlight streams in.
Gregoric YOUR DOOM!
The vampire stands in the sunlight, sparkles surrounding him.
Gregoric You're sparkling.
Vampire Yes.
Gregoric GLITTERING.
Vampire Yes. What did you expect?
Gregoric You know. Bursting into flames. Writhing in agony. Dying.
Vampire That's GROSS.
Gregoric (turning to leave) Okay well. Bye.
Vampire Aren't we going to fight?
Gregoric Yeah, that'd look great on a statue. "Conquerors of the Glittering Vampire."
Vampire Oh. Wanna play baseball?
Gregoric UGH.
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